Whoops
Well done did the upgrade, but all my tags on my older posts (anything before ounced.com, the stuff that was transfered over) have turned into random numbers.
Grah.
Ounced Now with no hands!
Genius Lost
I had like 3 (oh who are we kidding, maybe 300) moments of genius last night, I even said aloud ‘Oh, I must blog this.’
Hello Monday, what did you do with my Genius?
I keep better track of my future karaoke songs than future blog posts.
Coyote Point Needs Your Help
Finally headed over to Coyote Point over in San Mateo last week. Boardsports School opened up their new location here last year but never made it over. Its quite the get up, retail shop, snack shack, large grassy rigging area.
Unfortunately getting down to the water isn’t so peachy. You have to finagle your way down big rocks, with your board and then back up to grab your sail. Good luck not scratching your precious either. Anywho, the SFBA is now accepting donations to help get this launch back in order.
So if you do anything, .10 cents, $5, $100, whatever, please help. It is also 100% tax deductible.
The Macbook Air is like an Asian Woman
Expensive - they are only owned by rich white men.
Slim - easily lost between couch cushions and car seats.
Frail - both will crush at the slightest amount of man meat on top of them.
Highly Sought After - the l337est of dorks drool over them.
They all look the same - can’t tell who’s is who’s.
You want it on your lap more than it wants to be there.
You think it loves you, but it’s really more aloof than willing.
The more you poke it, the more sounds it makes.
You can put things in three holes at once!
Everyone else wants to touch it.
After 30 minutes of using it, you’re left wanting more.
You want to take it with you everywhere and show it off.
And dirties easily.
Shame on you too, Berkeley
The Berkeley City Council jumped the gun and got all angry-hippy at the Marine Corp recruiting center that opened up in Downtown Berkeley. They had voted to put a letter together for the U.S. Marine Corp to tell them they were an ‘unwelcomed intruder’.
Hi! Welcome to Bizzaro Land.
Since when in the fuck do we get mad at the troops, and the people that have to do the recruiting and tell them to fuck off? Don’t kill the messenger you protest-panty-wearing mooks. We’re against the war remember? Not the people fighting it for us.
Berkeley City Council, you are an embarrassment. My favorite bit from the article:
“To err is human but to really screw up it takes the Berkeley City Council,” said council member Gordon Wozniak. “We failed our city. We embarrassed our city.”
They did realize the error of their ways this morning and voted to not send the letter. But where’s the formal apology? Yeah, in their pipe, smokin’ it.
Dude! I just saw Joel!
Wow, I’m so proud of myself that I caught this.
Joel Hodgson (from MST3K) guest starred on Freaks and Geeks!
I totally recognized his voice.
Awesome!
Oh yeah, and Jason Schwartzman, too.
Eat Fresh
Remember Subway Sandwich stamps? Well I did today while ordering todays $2.99 special at said franchise. I decided to speak up about my brief reminiscing to my sandwich artist.
Me: “You know what I miss? Subway Stamps”
SA: [puzzled look] “What are those?”
Me: (You’ve got to be kidding me) “You know the stamps you’d get after buying a 6 inch sandwich, getting 10 stamps for a free 6 inch”
SA: “Oh, those! To be honest I never ate at Subway until I started working here”
Me: (Who doesn’t eat or never has eaten at Subway!? Has Jared taught you nothing?) “Oh, odd”
SA: “But I heard they are bringing them back in June”
Me: (Delighted) “That is music to my ears! Thank you!”
With such good news I decided to make a speedy return to home to further investigate this possibility of my stamps coming back.
So far I have wielded no results, but I’m going to keep trucking and keep you all posted!
SUBWAY SANDWICH STAMPS FTW!
OzTV: Episode 1
How did I ever miss this one!? I swear this skit is amazing beyond words!
Amazing work safety PSA’s from our friends in Canukistan
You do suck at Photoshop!
And you all new I’m a thug at heart!
Stay tuned!
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