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Posts Tagged Retail For Fun

Plus: Can We Say Discount?

At Game Store, of course I get the discount. But being employed at this particular Game Store allows me also to get discounts elsewhere!
What does ABC Company give me?

Dot dot dot
Paper cuts.
Lovely. Really.
I’m beginning to think this retail thing was a good idea. Easier on my pocket books during Christmas, thats for sure.


Minus: Pay Per Park

Oy. I have the easiest parking at real job, but ABC Company is located in one of the most dangerous cities in the United States. I get to park right across the street from the door that takes me up to my perch. But I’m constantly listening outside for screeching tires and gun shots (which [...]


Plus: More Eye Candy

Real job is in an office. Far far away from hipster zombies and lost geek boys.
Game Store is in eye candy central. I get to see more boys (men, mind you) and toys. Flirt and smile.
Seeing my coworkers at Real Job every day only makes me realize how much more grey hair they are getting.


You’re hired!

I am fully employed at a very boring job. Said job will be called ‘real job’, and real job is at ABC Company, in Any City, USA.
But real job is very boring. Very secluded. More details will reveal themselves when need be, so all you need to know right now is that real job is [...]