Unless you wear diapers and shit yourself (ie, old people and babies (and yes, the occasional person with a compromised immune system)), you PROBABLY won’t die from the swine flu.
Swine flu, is just like the normal flu, just under a different name, and with LOTS more media coverage.
People (like those who shit themselves (and yes, [...]
Remember this last year?
As some of you might have heard, the EPA has decided to deny California the right to set stricter emission standards than the Federal Government currently allows.
Did you read that right? They denied a state to set higher standards on emissions from cars. Fucking denied!
Really, there are no words that can [...]
We need another “Throw A Shoe At Bush” flash game/GIF/YouTube mashup like we fucking need anal herpes.
Really internets? More jokes at Bush?! Isn’t that horse dead enough? Let’s get fucking original.
Yeah, so the fuck what. I saw the news cast. It was interesting, FOR ABOUT 5 FRAKING MINUTES. And you know what I did immediately [...]
1. Do not take your fucking bike on the elevator at BART. Or are you trying to make sure your tampons and Summer’s Eve doesn’t come pouring out your bag while you tromp down the stairs?
2. Do not take your bike on the escalator either. Take the fucking stairs. You’re riding a bike aren’t ya? [...]
Economy this, economy that. No matter where you are, lately there’s nothing good to be said about our current state of economy.
“Barrels of oil at an all time high”
“Grocery prices through the roof”
“Mortgage crisis”
“Credit crisis”
MY MOOD CRISIS!!
I listen to NPR constantly, I’m sure in the past I’ve expressed my hatred for music radio. Now [...]
Twitter! I demand you clock in some more downtime and do something about that damn spam!
Anytime you twitter something, a damn bot scans your message for keywords and then you suddenly have a follower of that keyword.
Eggzamples:
I would love for this anxiety attack to go away. There really is no reason for it.
That somehow [...]
The Berkeley City Council jumped the gun and got all angry-hippy at the Marine Corp recruiting center that opened up in Downtown Berkeley. They had voted to put a letter together for the U.S. Marine Corp to tell them they were an ‘unwelcomed intruder’.
Hi! Welcome to Bizzaro Land.
Since when in the fuck do we get [...]
So what is it? What is the proper time where I can make fun of someone’s death?
Yes, yes I poked fun at the recent Heath Ledger death a little too soon. But I’m not apologizing.
Now why did I delete that article? Hmm, I posted it in haste. I didn’t write it well enough, Wordpress wasn’t [...]
Flickr launched a new program with the Library of Congress to have Flickr users help tag photos with ‘no known copyright restrictions’ from the Library of Congress.
Great idea, really, props to Flickr. But I can see this getting sour already. The scabs of Youtube commentors will soon infest our somewhat decent world of common [...]
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