Ounced Now with no hands!

You forgot something.

Drivers who forget that their blinker is still on a mile after they made their turn make me nervous.
I mean if they can’t hear the little clicky that your blinker makes, how in the hell am I suppose to trust you that you can handle driving on the mad and wild crazy streets of the [...]

4 wheeled DJ

I’m an asshole driver. I’ll easily admit it. I cut off people, I lay on my horn often, tailgate and speed (don’t mention anything about the Carpool, okay?). But its not asshole-ish of me to blast my speakers and roll down my windows.
Why?
Because I’m doing you a service. Yes, a service. I’m showing and sharing [...]

1-800-I’m the Police

Thank you 1-800-EXHAUST.
You give me the little satisfaction of playing like I have a badge of the law.
1800EXHAUST is a toll free number you call to report vehicles that have smoke coming from the exhaust. This is obviously hazardous and against the law.
I don’t know what it is, maybe I just like getting people into [...]

Ball sacks

So apparently there’s a rampant case of ‘low hanging testicles’ in the interweb community.
I get an average of 3 hits per day due to the search phrase ‘low hanging testicles’ or ‘low hanging nuts’ or ‘low hanging balls’.
So for good measure, lets not discriminate ‘high hanging testicles’, ‘balls close up’, ’short sac’ ’short balls’
Have I [...]

Twins

Found another pair.

So, I figured it called for a flickr group. Feel free to join and scratch err add a few of your own sightings.

Hanging Low.

Car nuts ladies and gentlemen.
Car nuts.
I like ‘car balls’ personally. Here, order yourself a pair.
I’d like to order myself some and use them as earrings. Or, perhaps since I am of the female species I should order 3 sets, one for adorning my ears, and one pair to put on my car.
Nah, I don’t need [...]

Befo’ & Afta’

Pwning you with my Paint skeeeelz.
Props again to my body shop!

Worst Intersection Evrrrr.

I’ve always hated the intersection at Gilman St. and 580 in Berkeley. Why? Well I’ll show you.

(Click for full size)
But as you can see there are seven points where traffic feeds into this little intersection. And there are no traffic signals to speak of. None what so ever. I try to avoid this intersection as [...]

The lefties need more protection my friend.

All unprotected left turn lights need to be abolished.
Now usually, your near and dear author is smart enough to look ahead and seek out these atrocities, weaving in and out of lanes (with my blinker of course!), but occasionally, I do blunder.
And when I do! Oooo the consequences that poor Mr. Woo is going to [...]

In the red.

When stuck in traffic, you think about traffic a lot, and who the fucker is that had to total his car in the middle of your commute. As you slink your way through the traffic, brake smash after brake smash your train wreck seeking eyes only come to disappointment to find no car crash at [...]