Just Overheard
“He turned hipster faster than you could order a Pabst at the Zeitgeist”
ZING!
Expensive - they are only owned by rich white men.
Slim - easily lost between couch cushions and car seats.
Frail - both will crush at the slightest amount of man meat on top of them.
Highly Sought After - the l337est of dorks drool over them.
They all look the same - can’t tell who’s is who’s.
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