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Let’s Get Original

We need another “Throw A Shoe At Bush” flash game/GIF/YouTube mashup like we fucking need anal herpes.
Really internets? More jokes at Bush?! Isn’t that horse dead enough? Let’s get fucking original.
Yeah, so the fuck what. I saw the news cast. It was interesting, FOR ABOUT 5 FRAKING MINUTES. And you know what I did immediately [...]

5 Trombone Positions

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5. 5
Honorable mentions
6. 6
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OzTV Episode 6: KITTIES!!

Oh I love me some cats!
This cat just loves boxes!

Genius kitty steals peanuts!

Most bizarre commercial with ninja cats.

And the best for last, NOODLE CAT!

Meow!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. President!

He’s awesome!

Obama Fist Bump.
Hello! How cool is that?

5 Awesome Techno Viking Videos

My favorite: Techno Viking vs. Mortal Kombat

Next up: Techno Viking vs. Street Fighter

2nd Favorite: Techno Viking vs. Fatboy Slim

Techno Viking vs. Rick Astley

And the video that started it all:

His breasticles are quite mesmerizing.

5 Words (that’s all)

1. S’ghetti - its lazy speak for spaghetti
2. Douchebagistan - where douchebags live
3. Google - to search
4. Fucktard - synonymous with ‘douchebag’
5. Coffee Baby - the pooh you take after your morning coffee

Just Overheard

“He turned hipster faster than you could order a Pabst at the Zeitgeist”
ZING!

The Macbook Air is like an Asian Woman

Expensive - they are only owned by rich white men.
Slim - easily lost between couch cushions and car seats.
Frail - both will crush at the slightest amount of man meat on top of them.
Highly Sought After - the l337est of dorks drool over them.
They all look the same - can’t tell who’s is who’s.
You want [...]