I’ve got a bone to pick, or two
1. Yay! BART now has ‘Bike Spaces’ in a few of its cars. Whee. Even being the fair-weather biker that I am, I appreciate these GREATLY. But I wonder… the little ‘These seats must be given bla bla handicapped, seniors…bla bal” placards are gone. Does this mean we can stay there? Without moving? Cause I’d really like that. Then next time I won’t feel guilty when I feel like punching the wheel chair lady when she gives the ‘Holier than thou, bitch move your two wheels so I can plant my 4 where I’ve so rightly deserved”. You know what… yeah FUCK YOU BITCH. Yes, I know ADA rights… bla bla bla, but I don’t remember ADA giving you the right to act like a fucking cunt when I’m moving my bike out of the way. Be a decent (half) human about it.
2. Google Maps. I was about to go off on a rant about how Google Maps still can’t get their shit straight. Forget that Google HQ is located near one of the US’ major metropolitan areas, or unlimited income at their disposal, but they still can’t route correct. I can’t count the number of times when I’ve tried to get direction to a destination in the Castro or Upper Market.
1. Take Bla Blah Highway
2. Exit towards 101N
3. Turn left onto Market
YOU CANT FUCKING TURN LEFT ON MARKET! Thus I have learned the hard way. So, like a good blogger I was going to do some research (in other words, grab a screen shot) to prove what I was saying. But magically, I can’t make Google Maps turn left onto Market. Hmm, strange.
Or how about the time I tried to get to REI in Mountain View. I followed the directions, turn by turn, driving incredibly hazardously because I can, and where does it lead me to? Fucking Google Headquarter! Hello!! I don’t see REI!!! Ugh… No matter how much searching or rearranging I did, it kept taking me to GoogHQ.
Well I suppose I won’t really have that problem now, with my bike and all, just have to watch out for douchebags like me trying to find REI and getting lost. Beep beep
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