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Posts from September 2008

OzTV: Episode 5

Bailout, schmailout! Who needs mortages and shitty VP running mates when you have awesome youtube videos!!
Beware the Ninja Cat!

Crazy dancin’ fool trombone player

Let’s bring it back down with a nice touching story

Finish it all off with an AMAZING hang drum solo!

CHOW!!


Top 5 Searches People Used to Find my Blog.

1. burning man
2. mystery spot
3. the mystery spot
4. burning man photos
5. burningman
My favorite:
1. twizzler dress
2. castrated man
3. fat naked man
4. alkalai dust - how to clean it off
5. online critical essays for the hippies
I used to get a lot of ‘low hanging balls’ and ‘low balls’ or ‘hairy balls’. I deleted those posts cause [...]


5 Words (that’s all)

1. S’ghetti - its lazy speak for spaghetti
2. Douchebagistan - where douchebags live
3. Google - to search
4. Fucktard - synonymous with ‘douchebag’
5. Coffee Baby - the pooh you take after your morning coffee


5 (not so nice) Tips for New Bikers

1. Do not take your fucking bike on the elevator at BART. Or are you trying to make sure your tampons and Summer’s Eve doesn’t come pouring out your bag while you tromp down the stairs?
2. Do not take your bike on the escalator either. Take the fucking stairs. You’re riding a bike aren’t ya? [...]


I’ve got a bone to pick, or two

1. Yay! BART now has ‘Bike Spaces’ in a few of its cars. Whee. Even being the fair-weather biker that I am, I appreciate these GREATLY. But I wonder… the little ‘These seats must be given bla bla handicapped, seniors…bla bal” placards are gone. Does this mean we can stay there? Without moving? Cause I’d [...]