Rant: Up Yours Mezzanine
What are you?! A club? A music venue? I’m confused by the bouncer that was cupping my balls to double check that I didn’t bring in a gun or GOD FORBID a camera!
Seriously, drop the act. Your FiDi/Marina cologne makes your ass look fat.
I’ve been to shows here before, I noticed the ‘no cameras’ rule but always thought that was the bands choice. Oh no, lets check again…
You see what I see there? The camera dipshittery rule isn’t because of a band’s penis getting too big, its the Mezzanine’s vagina thats whining.
I’ve been to three shows here. First for The Knife. That was great, I was too busy swooning over the Swede siblings to bother with the pretentious stink that was floating above. Next up, Ghostland Observatory in November of 2007. Okay, again, not so bad, snuck in the camera, got some great shots. Again Ghostland Observatory in April of 2008. I was elbow deep in bouncer gropings and twatilicious bangles and bags. Thats it, you’re done Mezzanine, and no, I won’t be calling you tomorrow.
Eff you. Eff you and your $6 Coronas.
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