Man made organic, by Oz
I often feel the need to pump up the contrast on my photos. There’s just something to the look of them that I like. Perhaps its more saturated looking for me, or perhaps more aged. I’m not sure. But I feel its the ‘edge’ I need to get my photos to [...]
Ladies and Gentleman, we are one step closer, ONE STEP CLOSER to freeing ourselves of these retched call balls! Let the state of Florida lead the way in this revolution!
From The Corner:
From Florida Capital News:
The Florida Senate on Thursday passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on Truck Nutz, [...]
Twitter! I demand you clock in some more downtime and do something about that damn spam!
Anytime you twitter something, a damn bot scans your message for keywords and then you suddenly have a follower of that keyword.
Eggzamples:
I would love for this anxiety attack to go away. There really is no reason for it.
That somehow [...]
“My perfect mate would speak lolcat to me in bed”
i cn beez havin oargazims nau? plzkthx
mah peenus lemme sho u it
lolyeah lolyeah lolyeah ehnnnnnn
no! they be takin mah rabbit
Ha.
I’ve always considered Laughing Squid to be the internets version of Burning Man. Full of weed, alkaline dust and hot air.
But I’m ashamed to say that the past few weeks I’ve been looking forward to new posts on the inflated blog site.
My only guess as to why is because they let me in [...]
Sniff, by Oz
Cows make great photography subjects, quite unlike cats. Cows move very slowly, so no worries about that blurry cat head shot. They seem very interested in you, unlike our feline friends. They also provide great (and perhaps gross) photographic opportunities in which the cows will lick other cows urine will peeing. Yeah, I’ll [...]
What are you?! A club? A music venue? I’m confused by the bouncer that was cupping my balls to double check that I didn’t bring in a gun or GOD FORBID a camera!
Seriously, drop the act. Your FiDi/Marina cologne makes your ass look fat.
I’ve been to shows here before, I noticed the ‘no [...]
It just isn’t Richmond without hearing the symphony of sirens 5-6 times per day. Normally, they just pass through, a teaser of some hoodlums wrong doings, I think nothing of it and carry about my day.
But if you’re lucky you’ll get the full 10 minute orchestration, sometimes with encore performances of 5 minutes or [...]
You know the shows you go to where you’ve never heard of the band but you go anyway? Anyone have a better term for this than ‘cold shows’?
Anywho, whatever I do call it, I always end up having a blast and oddly enough liking the opening act more than the headlining band.
For example:
The Bravery [...]
OzTV is back on the air, we resume transmission with Episode 3:
We start off with The Birds dancing to FunkyTown
Next up is a look into the history of LOLcats
We continue with dancing, this time with Cat, Kitty Cat
A great stop motion fight on this channel
Finishing up with a very unusual moose
Thanks for tuning in!
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