Ounced Now with no hands!

The Macbook Air is like an Asian Woman

Expensive - they are only owned by rich white men.

Slim - easily lost between couch cushions and car seats.

Frail - both will crush at the slightest amount of man meat on top of them.

Highly Sought After - the l337est of dorks drool over them.

They all look the same - can’t tell who’s is who’s.

You want it on your lap more than it wants to be there.

You think it loves you, but it’s really more aloof than willing.

The more you poke it, the more sounds it makes.

You can put things in three holes at once!

Everyone else wants to touch it.

After 30 minutes of using it, you’re left wanting more.

You want to take it with you everywhere and show it off.

And dirties easily.

I disagree. My Air is not frail at all.

I’m not going to get all hot and sweaty and roll around on top of it. I’ll let it take top position all the time. Much more adventageous.

But all in all it feels very solid and inflexible.

…like an asian chick? *ponders*

The Air also loves me long time.

@will: About 10 hours right? Something like that…

Everyone is glad that they continued Mile’s O’Brien (MacBook) but kinda annoyed that there’s Keiko, too. Except the metaphor fails because EVERYONE hates Keiko.

I hate Keiko.