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Posts from December 2007

Bees and Flowers

Its a simple relationship.


Carpool

Recently I got nailed for driving in carpool when I wasn’t suppose to. Now mind you, I’ve been driving the carpool lane for over a year before anyone caught me. But how I got caught was stupid and could have been easily avoided.
There I was cruising down 580 minding my own business until I saw [...]


Big Foot

When I drive, I don’t use much of my foot. I rest my toes on the end of the accelerator. I find that using my big toe allows a certain finesse to accelerating that could not be achieved while using my whole foot. But when I look down (at a stop sign of course) [...]


Here Comes the Rain Again

Cars are shinier, roads are slicker, and the IQ of every ass hat driver drops by half.
Tell me California natives, what is it about precipitation that falls from the sky that freaks you out? It took me an hour to get to work today when normally it takes me 20 minutes.
20 minutes. Today, an hour.
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