I’m seriously disappointed.
My car license plate was stolen tonight.
But you’ll never guess where.
Was it Richmond, the city in California with the highest crime rate? Or perhaps Oakland, the next highest? I mean my car does spend more than 8 hours at each of these places, of course some fucktard would try (and do) that stunt in those cities, right?
No. I was in fucking Fairfield.
Fairfield. (Read: Solano County, Jelly Belly Factory, very close to Napa, White)
Downtown Effing Fairfield.
Anywho. I’m gonna go camp out at cleanest DMV this week so I can get this cleared up. And FYI, you have to pay $17 to replace your plates. You lose twice. Thrice even! 1, you lose your plate, 2, you give the DMV $17, 3, you waddle in line with smelly zombies at the DMV for hours unknown.
Yay!
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