You best check yo’ self.
Your electric blue, stock Scion tC is not a race car. It doesn’t not go fast, it does not have ‘zip’. Your engine is no bigger than mine in my Corolla.
Your 1980 egg white BMW does not mean you are ‘pimpin’, and add your temporary license plate on that, and you’re screaming white trash. No matter what you skin color is.
Your Ford Escape Hybrid is not saving you money. I’m still getting better gas mileage than you, with my A/C at full blast, going up the Grapevine at 80mph. You are NOT doing us a favor.
Your gramma’s maroon 1993 Toyota Camry is not a pimp car. Do not add gold trim to it. DO NOT lower it. And whatever you do, DO NOT add that fake shitty tint on your windows only to make it look more skankified.
Your 2007 Honda Ridgeline is NOT A TRUCK! Your cab of your truck is bigger than the bed that you spend the extra grand on to get lined because you didn’t want to scratch up the BED of the truck. The part where you HAUL stuff in. The part where you THROW SHIT in. The bed of your truck is not suppose to look pretty.
Your Subaru Outback has 4 wheel drive. Learn to fucking use it and find your gas pedal.
Your generic looking Volvo does not make you a hipster. It does not make you cool. It is though the official car of the City of Berkeley. Go ahead, count the number of Volvo’s in the Berkeley Bowl’s parking lot.
Your Infiniti G35 is not a ricer. It is an old persons car with a big(ger) engine than most. Its ESPECIALLY not a ricer when you get the sedan version.
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