Ounced Now with no hands!

Hanging Low.

Car nuts ladies and gentlemen.

Car nuts.

I like ‘car balls’ personally. Here, order yourself a pair.

I’d like to order myself some and use them as earrings. Or, perhaps since I am of the female species I should order 3 sets, one for adorning my ears, and one pair to put on my car.

Nah, I don’t need to do that, I have enough ‘cahones’ for the whole driving population that I don’t need to fucking stick them on the muffler of my motorcycle so that every rock and pebble that gets kicked up from the road knicks me in the effing ball sack to be left at the end of the week looking just as sad and pathetic as the original owner of said balls.

Squint a little and you can see some nice testicles hanging from the back of Tiny’s Hog.