Ounced Now with no hands!

The lefties need more protection my friend.

All unprotected left turn lights need to be abolished.

Now usually, your near and dear author is smart enough to look ahead and seek out these atrocities, weaving in and out of lanes (with my blinker of course!), but occasionally, I do blunder.

And when I do! Oooo the consequences that poor Mr. Woo is going to suffer will be nothing compared to what would happen to him if he got stuck in the intersection never making his turn.

Never ever shall left turns ever be permitted unless guided by the the grace that is the directional arrow. There are too many fucktards that don’t know how to gauge the distance between the oncoming cars to know when they can go through. And! There too many fucktards like me that like to speed up and I see pussies trying to attempt a left turn when I’m on the oncoming side. Yes. Speed up. That is what I do. Give them a good little scare, with my hand on the horn, ready to press when needed.

HONK HONK!!!

There’s a street in Hillcrest that I swear is the worst intersection in the country. If veers off to the right, which is actually straight, and straight ahead is actually an unprotected left. And to confuse the situation worse, there is another street that cuts across it. Here is a map. Everytime I cross this intersection (which is twice a week), I nearly get into a head-on collision, from someone turning left. Seriously, WTF were they thinking?

Ooo, you gave me a good idea. Thanks.