Ounced Now with no hands!

Posted
20 July 2007 @ 6pm

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iminurtransit

Wasted Moneys.

I love having my BART card fill up with little print outs of how much fare is remaining on my ticket. I have yet to achieve a list that goes down the whole length of the card.

Dream big as they say.

I’ve noticed a new little feature with the ticket taker machines. When you exit a station and you put your ticket in, it spits it back out with the new remaining fare, and on the little screen inside the machines it tells you there as well. Well its suppose to anyways, I can’t ever get a clear reading of it, I’m too busy being rushed through the gate not to get stampeded by the tight collared goons yelling on their cell phones. I know, I shouldn’t bitch, because if someone were in front of me, and they stopped to smell the daisies, or in this case read the little display, I’d huff and puff, roll my eyes, think horrible acts of what I should do to them, and continue on through.

Again, wasted money. Who in the hell requested this feature?

Dear BART,

Instead of using the million you used to install this ‘feature’ on all the gates, you could have used this money so that I could piss safely in the bathrooms. You’ve locked up nearly all the restrooms in the BART system. Why? Not too sure, but I don’t blame you, I don’t want to go in there either. But fucking A! I need to use the pisser every now and then! Open up those bathrooms and clean them up so we can use them. I tell you, it’ll pay for itself cause then you’ll save your cleaning bill from the seats where the bums have left their ass berries. Open bathrooms equal less ass berries.

Truly yours,

iminutransit


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