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One way round trip ticket

Ahead of schedule today. Only hit the snooze button 2 times. Didn’t get a coffee today because I had the left over sludge that I bought last night. Mmm thank you Starbucks Frappuccino Coffee Drink, Mocha Flavor. The top of you is too big for me to wrap my lips around without bringing my hand up to cup your balls, so I end up resting the top lip of you on my nose and pouring mocha down my nostrils. You know what I like.

Anywho.

Ran into Bike Boy. I like Bike Boy. Here’s why. He’s got hipster hair, hipster clothes, and a bike. A bike with a basket. Yes, a basket. Too quaint. Another reason I like Bike Boy is cause he rides the same bus as I do, and gets on the same BART train as me. And! And! Gets of at Richmond, yes, like I do. But wait, there’s more. He even rides his little quaint basket bike down the same road I walk down to get to work. So I like Bike Boy because here’s another whitey working near where I work. And whiteys in my work neighborhood, are hard to find. I was encouraged by a red-headed friend of mine to take a picture next time I saw him, but it didn’t work out. My new phone does not allow me to shut off the “shutter” sound. Fuck you phone developers for not allowing me to stalk Bike Boy. I even tried to think ahead and walk a different path so that I could get a picture of Bike Boy but I failed. lolcat me.

Back to my original reason for posting. You had better have all your shit with you before you leave your house if you ride transit. In the middle of my BART cat nap I realized I left my glasses at home. Now, if I want to go back and get them, it would take me at least 2 1/2 hours to go there and come back to my throne here at work. My boss even offered to let me go back and get them. No thanks. I’ll whine and bitch the rest of the day instead.