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I’m gonna talk about some of the TV I’ve been watching. (Mild Spoilers, but not so much)

LOST: I love you lost. Your DVD sets are pretty. Full of good and extra fattening goodness. Your current season (5) started off slow, but now I’m liking it whilst getting my brain fried with your crazy plot turns and TIME TRAVEL!

Life: OH DAMIAN LEWIS PLEASE MARRY ME. ‘Nuf said. This show could be pure shit (and thankfully its not) and I wouldn’t care. And lets keep the Dani/Tidwell thing going. I love it.

Fringe: I’ve gotten super behind on you. Last I left you though I was entertained, the loopy Dad was cute and the romantic tension between the the blonde lady and Joshua Jackson kept me tuned in.

The Office: You had me worried for a little while. Its been up and down, worrying about Jam (thats uh, Pam and Jim), I thought they were gonna break up there. Mr. Scott still makes me feel uncomfortable in a good way. But I’m still faithful

Scrubs: OH SCRUBS HOW I LOVE YOU! And I hear you might be going FOR ANOTHER SEASON! Say it ain’t so! Well okay, say it is so, and different lead actors, eh, that’s okay, I’d deal as long as you keep the Janitor. I LOVE JANITOR. I want to be in Lady’s place. Swoon.

Greys Anatomy: Okay, so I’m SUPER LATE to this show, just started this season, but woah…talk about tackling some interesting issues. Little girl shooting Daddy 17 times?! I need to go back and catch up on this to understand some of the characters issues (like the Chief and Meredith Grey). I love that you have the guy from Rome in there. And its so 2009 of you to have a character with PTSD. Nice job.

Private Practice: WOAH WOAH HELLO?! What a way to end the season! Fuck. Another show I need to catch up on. Though I’d love to see Kate Walsh stop her bitching and whining about guys. I thought Sheldon and Violet would’ve been cute. Sigh. You’re gonna find me tuned in for the season premier.

What else do I watch?

The Colbert Report & The John Stewart Show: I love you both, but hard to see the differences. Don’t worry I’ll keep catchin’ y’all on HULU!

WHICH BTW HAVE YOU HEARD, that ABC (err technically Disney) is gonna buy some of hulu.com? This is good new for HULU, yay!

Dear Retarded People

Unless you wear diapers and shit yourself (ie, old people and babies (and yes, the occasional person with a compromised immune system)), you PROBABLY won’t die from the swine flu.

Swine flu, is just like the normal flu, just under a different name, and with LOTS more media coverage.

People (like those who shit themselves (and yes, those with compromised immune systems)) can die from the normal flu, you just don’t get endless media coverage about it.

AHEM!

According to the World Health Organization: “Every winter, tens of millions of people get the flu. Most are only ill and out of work for a week, yet the elderly are at a higher risk of death from the illness. We know the worldwide death toll exceeds a few hundred thousand people a year, but even in developed countries the numbers are uncertain, because medical authorities don’t usually verify who actually died of influenza and who died of a flu-like illness.”^[64] Even healthy people can be affected, and serious problems from influenza can happen at any age. People over 50 years old, very young children and people of any age with chronic medical conditions are more likely to get complications from influenza, such as pneumonia, bronchitis, sinus, and ear infections.^[65]

Thank you Wikipedia

And now from the CDC

How serious is swine flu infection?
Like seasonal flu, swine flu in humans can vary in severity from mild to severe. Between 2005 until January 2009, 12 human cases of swine flu were detected in the U.S. with no deaths occurring. However, swine flu infection can be serious. In September 1988, a previously healthy 32-year-old pregnant woman in Wisconsin was hospitalized for pneumonia after being infected with swine flu and died 8 days later. A swine flu outbreak in Fort Dix, New Jersey occurred in 1976 that caused more than 200 cases with serious illness in several people and one death.

So Calm The Eff Down!

#4542 I fucking love Obama

Remember this last year?

As some of you might have heard, the EPA has decided to deny California the right to set stricter emission standards than the Federal Government currently allows.

Did you read that right? They denied a state to set higher standards on emissions from cars. Fucking denied!

Really, there are no words that can explain the level of anger I’m at right now. But this is a blog and a blog is made of words, not the expletives that are currently exiting my mouth.

Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Stephen Johnson said that California did not show “compelling and extraordinary conditions” required to grant a waiver to implement the tailpipe rules.”

Did not show? Who the fuck needs to show anything in order to help the environment?

Now there are he said she said bullshit running around about why Johnson came to that decision, but I still call BS.

California was not the only state denied this right. 16 other states were also denied, including Vermont. But apparently both California and Vermont have been through this before, and when this did happen in the past, they sued the EPA, and won.

From what I read, California will be suing EPA’s ass because of this and will keep suing until they do win. And I’m behind them every step of the way.

Well what’s one of the first things Obama does as soon as he gets into office?!

President Obama, in his first major environmental act since taking office, ordered the Environmental Protection Agency today to move swiftly on a request by California and other states to set the nation’s toughest vehicle emissions standards.

In an East Room ceremony, Obama signed a directive requiring the agency to immediately review the Bush’s administration December 2007 decision to reject California’s request to enforce its rules limiting greenhouse gases from cars and trucks.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/26/MNMF15GTPU.DTL

OMG Thank you! THANK YOU!!!

Let’s Get Original

We need another “Throw A Shoe At Bush” flash game/GIF/YouTube mashup like we fucking need anal herpes.

Really internets? More jokes at Bush?! Isn’t that horse dead enough? Let’s get fucking original.

Yeah, so the fuck what. I saw the news cast. It was interesting, FOR ABOUT 5 FRAKING MINUTES. And you know what I did immediately after I saw it? I groaned cause I knew the interwebs were gonna have a fucking free-for-all with this one.

Way to go!

5 Trombone Positions

1. 1
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3. 3
4. 4
5. 5

Honorable mentions
6. 6
7. 7

OzTV Episode 6: KITTIES!!

Oh I love me some cats!

This cat just loves boxes!

Genius kitty steals peanuts!

Most bizarre commercial with ninja cats.

And the best for last, NOODLE CAT!

Meow!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. President!

He’s awesome!

Obama Fist Bump.

Hello! How cool is that?

Where’s the Rest of Ya?

Argyle Pimps, by Oz

Dear adorable duo Argyle Pimps,

You two came strollin’ in. Your get up was quite adorable. Sweater vests, ties, spiffy hats. I thought y’all were a ska act. “Where’s the rest of ya?” I asked, but ya didn’t hear me. Big things in small packages right? No no, I know nothing of your ‘packages’, but little did I know what I was in store for. You two quietly snuck up stage and began this… fast rhythmic flow of words…. BY GOLLY! You two were rappin’! Your lyrics were just as sharp as you two were dressed. No talks of bitches and hoes, but Metallica, being handsome, and buyin’ y’all drinks. It was just awesome. Maybe it was the drink you two recommended (sloe gin fizz), but I don’t go buy t-shirts and CD’s of all bands that I like, none the less seeing and hear for the first time!

I’ll get you guys up here in Oakland ASAP!

-Oz

5 Awesome Techno Viking Videos

My favorite: Techno Viking vs. Mortal Kombat

Next up: Techno Viking vs. Street Fighter

2nd Favorite: Techno Viking vs. Fatboy Slim

Techno Viking vs. Rick Astley

And the video that started it all:

His breasticles are quite mesmerizing.

My Vote 2008

Sorry, my allergies are killing me, perhaps they are just as excited about the election as I am.

Pictures say a thousand words:

Walkin’ to mah pollin’ place…

Weather Gods smiled upon us, "Ay, go vote, warm up in our sun"

Only time I go to church is to vote. Ha!

I was like 60th-ish in line.

Almost there!

Yay!

Before….

And after! No on Prop 4.

Big FAT NO on Prop 8

This part was pretty surreal

My votin’ hidey hole

How’s this for “I Voted” stickers?

GO VOTE!!